401 A Single Spot

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Beverly Hillbillies Parody Melody
VOCALS: Mark David, Natalie Nucci, David Nicoll W/Lisa Vale

There once was a family who lived in Boogertown. 
And the kids weren't too bright, and the father was a clown. 
And just when you thought they were stupid as can be, 
They drove their easy chair clear to Californiee.
Doufuses. Real suckers............
Well after the commercial break the folks were still alright. 
But the house had slid for miles in the middle of the night. 
And just when it felt like it was picking up some steam,
The family tried to stop it, just be lettin' out a scream!
Mud slide!!.............
Well we all know dad's just a stingy little creep,
And he sold a lot of water, and the price was really steep..........
JOHN: Alright! Come on. Come on. I know the Supreme Court said we had a
right to parody, but enough is enough!

TITLE: Everything's Gonna Be Alright
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos
VOCALS: David Nicoll, Bryan Anthony, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt,
Natalie Nucci, Natasha Pearce, David Sidoni, Lisa Vale

Everything's gonna be alright. Right? Right!
Everything's gonna be fine.
In no time, gonna be just like before.
Not gonna be scared anymore.
Gonna be just fine. Did you feel that? Yeah....
Everything's gonna be alright.
Everything's gonna be alright. Right? Right!
Everything's gonna be fine.
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night,
And it feels like thunder in my head.
I think I'm sleeping on a trampoline.
Just take a deep breath. Just take a deep breath.
Hah, hah, hah, hah....
Hey guys! What's shaking? Shaking?!?!?!?!?
Everything's gonna be alright.
Everything's gonna be alright.
Everything's gonna be alright.
[ screaming ]

TITLE: Sunrise
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Buddy Sheffield, Eric Hester
LEAD: Natasha Pearce
BACKUP: John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, David Nicoll, Natalie
Nucci, Lisa Vale

Something in the whisper of the wind
Is telling me that somehow, there's a way that we can start again.
Don't you know that someday, we can change the world we're living in.
And if we know there's someone we can call a friend.
There's a new sunrise and a new start with each tomorrow.
There's a new sunrise to clear your eyes of tears of sorrow.
Somewhere in the dark and stormy night there's a place for someone,
That's holding up a tiny little light.
And don't you know that somehow, 
A single spot/spark can make the whole world bright. 
If we can be the someones who help to make it right.
There's a new sunrise and a new start with each tomorrow.
Making it right. And light a little candle.
Making it right. There's nothing we can't handle.
There's a new sunrise and a new start with each tomorrow.
I know, there's a new sunrise to clear your eyes of tears of sorrow.
Together we can make it right.

402 The King

Rita Sheffield, Paul Hoen

TITLE: Too Much Too Handle
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos
LEAD: Natasha Pearce
BACKUP: Bryan Anthony, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Natalie Nucci, David
Sidoni, Lisa Vale

Too much to handle.
[ Male backup repeats "Too much, too much, too much, much too much...." ]
Everything is changing around me.
Changing.
Nothing's like it used to be.
Not what it used to be.
Too much to handle.
Too much.
I can't take it, can't you see.
No, no, no.
Yesterday my life was easy.
Now it's different everyday.
It stayed the same.
Too much to handle.
Too much!

TITLE: Changing Shades Of Grey
WRITTEN: John Crane
LEAD: David Nicoll
BACKUP: Bryan Anthony, Alfred Carr, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan
Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Green, Natalie Nucci, Natasha
Pearce, Julene Renee, David Sidoni, Lisa Vale

I've seen the colors of the sunrise, the shadows of the moon,
Dancing on the river at night. Flashes of light.
I've felt the colors of a true friend, the simple shades of love,
The safety of a woman in mind. Never seeing the sign,
That the light around me might be changing like the clouds in the sky.
I used to see the colors so clearly when there was faith in my heart.
A world simple and safe filled my eyes.
But It seems they're fading away, these were the colors of yesterday.
Now they're changing shades of grey. Changing shades of grey....
Then, you came to me.... You came to me....
Oh, and you helped me see! You helped me see....
Come and see a new light on the river. New light!
A new shade in sight.... Help me see the....
Colors so clearly, restore the faith in my heart.
The world is simple and safe in your eyes.
And I know that I'll be ok. Oh baby, you helped me find the way.
Through these changing shades of grey. Changing shades of.....
Through these changing shades of grey....

403 Objection/Bailiff Says

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Nothing But The Truth
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos, James Raymond
VOCALS: Lisa Vale, Natasha Pearce, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt,
Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
[repeat twice over next few lines]
Set me free. I didn't do it. Set me free!
[repeat over next line]
Did he do it? Did he do it? Did he do it? Did he do it?
No your honor!
I didn't do it. NO!

TITLE: It's Not Over
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Bill Cantos, James Raymond
LEAD: David Nicoll
BACKUP: Bryan Anthony, Alfred Carr, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt,
Ivan Dudynsky, Natalie Nucci, Natasha Pearce, David Sidoni,
Lisa Vale

Why you looking at me like you think I've done a dirty crime?
Is that how you feel?
I bet you'd like to see me behind bars or doing major time,
Or make some deal.
But you should wait to make up your mind. Make up your mind.
It's not over, never over. Not finished up, down, or done.
Not finished up.
Nothing's final till the words are spoken.
It's not over, never ever really over. Over till the truth has won.
Testify, you know it's true. Witness, what I'm going through.
You got to believe, or in my heart I just won't ever be free.
BRYAN : The jury foreman will now tell us the verdict.
NATASHA : Not guilty!
It's not over, never over. Not finished up, down, or done.
Not finished up.
Nothing's final till the words are spoken.
It's not over, never ever really over. Over till the truth has won.
Never over. Not finished up, down, or done. Never over.
Not finished up.
Nothing's final till the words are spoken.
It's not over, never ever really over. Over. No, no, never over.
Over till the truth has won....

404 Claptrap

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Oil and Vinegar
WRITTEN: Sheila R. Lawrence, Jack T. Kelly, John Pena, James Raymond,
Marty Walsh

LEAD: Lisa Vale
BACKUP: David Sidoni, Bryan Anthony, Alfred Carr, Shawn Daywalt, Seymour
Green, Natalie Nucci, Natasha Pearce

Gotta grow, gotta grow, gotta grow. Whoa, whoa.
I need you with the big greens.
You keep my insides clean, if you know what I mean.
Oo, oo, oo. I like what you do, but it's true.
Hey you, you make me want some....
Goop, goop. Goop, gowoop, goop, [etc.]
Yo, salad, I want to like taste ya.
Put your gas in, cause it's time to have some dressing.
It's time for some goop, ya all.
Goop, goop. Goop, gowoop, goop, [etc.]
All this goop makes lettuce droop.
But there's no stopping. It's sopping. It's all about
Goop, goop. Goop, gowoop, goop, [etc.]

TITLE: No Lucky Charm
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Bill Cantos, James Raymond
LEAD: Natasha Pearce
BACKUP: Bryan Anthony, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, David
Nicoll, Natalie Nucci, David Sidoni, Lisa Vale

Everything it takes to get through has always been shining inside of you.
Don't go wishing on a star. You don't need no good luck charm.
You don't need no good luck charm.
I've been watching you, and all of your good luck schemes.
I bet you wonder why you never get your dreams.
Don't need no magic spell. Forget your wishing stone.
You've got the key. You've got the power. That's all your own.
Everything it takes to get through has always been shining inside of you.
Don't go wishing on a star. You don't need no good luck charm.
You don't need no good luck charm.
Knock on wood.
You want a premonition.
Even I won't do no good.
That's your superstition.
Everything it takes to get through has always been shining inside of you.
Don't go wishing on a star. You don't need no good luck charm.
No, no, you don't need.... Good luck charm.
Everything it takes to get through has always been shining inside of you.
Don't go wish upon a star. You don't need no good luck charm.
You don't need no good luck charm.

405 Blender, part 1

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: What Time Is It
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos
VOCALS: Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, David Nicoll, Natalie Nucci, 
Natasha Pearce, Lisa Vale

My head is spinning all around me! I don't know which way is up!
Everything is changing right before my eyes.
Tomorrow's yesterday, and yesterday's a million years ago.
I'm going crazy. I want to know.
Tell me what time is it, what time is it?
I got to know. I got to know.
What time is it, what time is it?
I got to know. I got to know. Oh!
Everything is changing. Tell me! Tell me!
Tell me, what time is it?

TITLE: Time Wheels Turning
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Bill Cantos, James Raymond, Brian Price
LEAD: Natasha Pearce
BACKUP: Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, David Nicoll, Natalie Nucci,
Lisa Vale

There's always someone being born.
There's always someone going home.
As long as we've been here it's always been the same.
Somebody somewhere's crying out for change.
Time wheels turning.
One foot in today. One foot in tomorrow.
Time wheels turning.
We'll fight to find a way to make it to a better world.
You see the hands of the clock. They go racing by.
They're never gonna stop for nobody, no.
So whatever you're fighting for, you better do it today.
Cause if you wait too long, time's gonna take your chance away.
Time wheels turning.
They can't be touched or seen. They can't be bought or sold.
To learn your knowledge throughout history.
Will make your head explode.
Time wheels turning, turning.
One foot in today. One foot in tomorrow.
Time wheels turning.
We'll fight got to find a way to make it to a better world.
Time wheels turning....
There's always someone being born.
There's always someone going home.
Somebody somewhere, crying out!
See the hands of the clock, they'll never stop.
Don't wait too long......
Time wheels turning!

406 Pas de Deux, part 2

Bruce Gowers

TITLE: Making History
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos
VOCALS: Natasha Pearce, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, David
Nicoll, Natalie Nucci, Lisa Vale

You and I. Everywhere that we go.
We will be. We'll be making history.
Changing the world. On our own and trying.
Making history....
Making history! History.....
You and I!
You and I are gonna make history.

TITLE: A Time Thing
SEY: Red light!
AL: Green light means go, oh no!
SEY: It's a time thing that we swing, and you can hang,
from a slang with this piece that we rang. Dang.
AL: It's a time thing so don't hold up the progress unless this mess
gets you stress, ya know, ya true. Monkey see, monkey do.
SEY: Ooh!
AL: Time for you to bust a groove.
SEY: Oh, bust a groove. 
Hey! Let's do the time thing.
It's a time thing.
It's a time thing.
It's a time thing.
It's a time thing.

TITLE: Time Travel Cha-Cha
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Bill Cantos, James Raymond
VOCALS: Mark David, David Nicoll, Lisa Vale, Shawn Daywalt, Natalie
Nucci, Natasha Pearce, John Crane, Ivan Dudynsky, David Sidoni

Been racing through the ages
To map out again where we've already been.
Time rattled all the cages, and let us in.
I'm so very happy, here's our final destination.
Tumbling through time and space to catch our generation.
Now it's time to have a universal celebration.
Do the time travel cha-cha.
We've watched enough of sci-fi that Lost In Space has taught us the knack.
I could use my parent's hi-fi to get us back.
I'm so very happy, here's our final destination.
Tumbling through time and space to catch our generation.
Now it's time to have a universal celebration.
Do the time travel cha-cha.
Time. To. Strap. Your. Self. In. Grab. Your. Part. Ner.
And away we go!
I'm so very happy, here's our final destination.
Tumbling through time and space to catch our generation.
Now it's time to have a universal celebration.
Do the time travel cha-cha. Time travel cha-cha.
Do the time travel cha-cha. Time travel cha-cha!
[ The Eagle has landed. ]

407 Motown Granny

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Boy Scoutz II Men
WRITTEN: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Jack T. Kelly, John Peña, 
Marty Walsh, James Raymond

VOCALS: David Nicoll, Bryan Anthony, Mark David, David Sidoni

It's so hard to say goodbye, to macromae.
As we come, to the end of the rope, 
Still I can't tie a bow!
Motown granny's back again! 
Doin' a little crossing thing!
Boy Scoutz II Men, going on, 
Look to left, look to right.
Boy Scoutz II Men, L.L. Cool Bean BBDs!

TITLE: What Took You So Long
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos, James Raymond
LEAD: David Nicoll, Lisa Vale, Natasha Pearce 
BACKUP: Bryan Anthony, Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn
Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky, Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green,
Natalie Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni

Knew you were out there somewhere, hoped you'd be strong.
Man, it's good to see you. What took you so long?
Put a candle in the window, never gave up this song.
We've been waiting for you, what took you so long?
What took you so long? What took you so long?
Even in the darkest places.
When you lose the road. When you get off track.
You're never to far to see the faces and hear the voices,
Calling you to come back. Calling you to come back.
There's always someone, calling you to come back.
Knew you were out there somewhere, hoped that you'd be strong.
Man, it's good to see you. What took you so long?
We were looking for the right way, but everything went wrong.
Man, it's good to see you. What took you so long?
What took you so long? What took you so long?
( in four part harmony )
Knew you were out there somewhere, hoped you'd be strong.
Man, it's good to see you. What took you so long?
Put a candle in the window. Never gave up this song.
We've been waiting for you. What took you so long?
What took you so long?....

408 Paper Hat Head

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Drop Out
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos
VOCALS: David Sidoni, Bryan Anthony, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt,
David Nicoll, Natalie Nucci, Natasha Pearce, Lisa Vale

Drop out. Give up. I'll probably get by.
Drop out. Why should I even try?
I'm gonna drop out.
Drop out. Give up. I'll probably get by.
No. I don't wanna work hard.
Drop out. Why should I even try?
Give up. I'll get by.
No. I don't wanna work hard.
[ two to three part harmony with guys vs girls vs girls.... ]
[ cast slowly trickels out of song until Sid's left alone ]
I'm gonna drop out.... No.... Ok....

TITLE: Could It Be You
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Bill Cantos, James Raymond
LEAD: Lisa Vale
BACKUP: Shawn Daywalt, Natalie Nucci, Natasha Pearce

Bird in flight. Endless sky. Someone who could learn to fly.
So high. Yes, my friend. I can picture you at the rainbow's end.
So many possibilities. Get a ticket to your dreams.
So get on board and ride the train. There's an empty seat with your name.
There is a place inside the heart that holds the power.
Is that you? Could it be you?
There is the road that some will take, and it leads to the highest tower.
Is that you? Could it be you?
Would you like to go there? [harmonized] It's never too late.
You don't have to wait. There's always a way.
There is a place inside the heart that holds the power.
Is that you? Could it be you?
There is the road that some will take, and it leads to the highest tower.
Is that you? Could it be you?
There is a place inside the heart that holds the power.
Is that you? Could it be you?
There is the road that some will take, and it leads to the highest tower.
Is that you? Could it be you?
Could it be you?

409 Roundhouse Live

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Don't You Choke (VB)
WRITTEN: Bill Cantos, James Raymond, Alfred Carr Jr.
VOCALS: Natasha Pearce, Alfred Carr Jr., John Crane, Mark David, Shawn
Daywalt, Seymour Green, David Nicoll, Natalie Nucci,
David Sidoni

Hey, batter-batter. Hey, batter-batter.
Swing. Do that thing. Do that thing. Doh!
Hey, batter-batter. Hey, batter-batter.
Swing. First, second, third base! Home!
When it's time to go the distance,
And it's either hit or miss,
Everything in your existence,
Has been leading up to this.
Don't you choke. Don't choke.
Don't you choke. Don't choke.
Don't you choke. Don't choke.
No, don't choke.

TITLE: Nobody's Perfect
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Bill Cantos, James Raymond
LEAD: Natasha Pearce
BACKUP: Shawn Daywalt, David Nicoll, Natalie Nucci, Lisa Vale

Save those tears for someone else.
You don't have to be so hard on yourself.
Sometimes everybody's bound to fall.
It's just happening to you this time, that's all.
It's not the end of the world,
If you don't win every part.
You got to realize,
Nobody's perfect, baby, I tell you it's true.
You know I really believe in you.
Nobody's perfect, darling, don't you see.
My love for you won't change.
And that's the way it's gonna be.
All your mistakes, what you did and said,
Playin' over and over in your head.
But all those things that happened yesterday,
It's water under the bridge. Like water flowing away.
Don't give up, keep that faith inside.
Cause one day it's gonna be so right.
Gonna be, gonna be so right!
Nobody's perfect, baby, I tell you it's true.
You know I really believe in you.
Nobody's perfect, darling, don't you see.
My love for you won't change.
And that's the way it's gonna be.
Nobody's perfect, baby, I tell you it's true.
You know I really believe in you.
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody's perfect.
My love for you won't change.
And that's the way it's gonna be.

410 Cheese

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Break These Chains and Set Me Free
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Marty Walsh
LEAD: Mark David
BACKUP: David Nicoll, David Sidoni

I've seen the pyramids of Egypt. I wondered how they came to be.
Carried stone by stone. They say they'd never fall.
But they're falling down all over me.
How can I break these chains and figure this one out?
How can I break these chains?
When will I solve this mystery?
How can I break these chains?
Where will I find the answers to interfere with the doubt?
Where will I find the answers?
Break these chains, set me free.
Break these chains, set me free.
How can I find the answers to figure this one out?
How can I find the answers?
When will I solve this mystery?
How can I find the answers?
Where will I find the answers to interfere with the doubt?
Where can I find the answers?
Break these chains, set me free.
Break these chains, set me free.
Break these chains, set me free!

TITLE: Give Me a Second Chance
WRITTEN: Eric Hester
LEAD: Lisa Vale
BACKUP: Shawn Daywalt, Natalie Nucci, Natasha Pearce

Put your hand in mine. Don't let go baby. Feel the love this time. Oh yeah.
I sit alone and I close my eyes. All I see is your face, darling.
Don't let this love pass you by. I see no fire, but feel the burning.
Don't let this love pass you by. No it's not right to say goodbye.
Give me a second chance.
And if we try and we miss, I'll always hope,
You'll give me a second chance. Give me a second chance.
Give me a second, give me a second chance.
Don't let this love pass you by. I see no fire, but feel the burning.
Don't let this love pass you by. No it's not right to say goodbye.
Give me a second chance. Give me a second chance.
Give me a second ... chance....

411 Roundhouse Gold

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: I Love You
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Eric Hester
LEAD: Natasha Pearce
BACKUP: Shawn Daywalt, Natalie Nucci, Lisa Vale

I heard you were here this evening. No one asked you to stay.
I saw you as you were leaving, 
but there was something that I wanted to say.
I love you, more than I should.
From the first time, baby, I knew that I would.
I love you, more than you'll ever know.
From the first time, baby, I knew it was so.
But in my dreams, I'm not afraid to say.
I love you, more than I should.
From the first time, baby, I knew that I would.
I love you, more than I even show.
Now and forever, baby, I want you to know.
I love you....

412 Operation 51

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: We've Got a War On Our Hands
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Mary Walsh
VOCALS: Bryan Anthony, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, David Nicoll,
Natalie Nucci, Natasha Pearce, David Sidoni

You got your way, and I got mine.
We've drawn the battle line.
You won't give in, and I won't change.
A compromise can't be arranged.
So now we're standing on the brink.
Our future prospects really stink.
We've got a war. We've got a war.
We've got a war on our hands.
I am rubber. You're the glue.
Whatever you say bounces off of me and it sticks to you!
We've got a war on our hands.
We've got a war on our hands.
We've got a war on our hands.
We got a war. We got a war.
We got a war on our hands.

JOHN: Congratulations. You've just won yourself a war. Johnny, tell him
what it's good for.
BRYAN: Absolutely nothing.
JOHN: Say it again. Uh-huh, yeah.
BRY: Absolutely nothing.
JOHN: Say it again. Hoo-Ha, Hoo-Ha, Hoo-Ha.
MARK: Hey, Jake. What are we gonna do now?
IVAN: I don't know, man. I guess we're doomed.
MARK: Hey, do you hear that? It sounds like bombs dropping!
IVAN: No. Actually, it sounds like a count off for the band!

TITLE: Let's Make Peace
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Bill Cantos, James Raymond
LEAD: Natalie Nucci, David Nicoll, Natasha Pearce
BACKUP: Bryan Anthony, John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, David
Sidoni, Lisa Vale

What good is making war, when everybody wants peace?
Right now is the only time we've got.
Tell me do we have a chance to make it?
Oh, why can't we get along?
All god's people gotta have a dream to share,
If there's a glimmer of hope,
We'll take it. Say it with one voice.
What good is making war, when everybody wants peace?
Before we go too far. Find a way to make peace. Yeah!
When there are no more wars, there will be no need,
For hurting one another. Let's make peace.
If we learn to live with faith and trust,
Tell me we can learn to start forgiving, or we will never change.
Now before things go....
Now before things go too far. Don't let it go too far.
What good is making war, when everybody wants peace?
Before things go too far. Find a way to make peace. Yeah!
When there are no more wars, there will be no need,
For hurting one another. Let's make peace....
What good is making war, when everybody wants peace?
Before things go too far. Find a way to make peace. Yeah!
When there are no more wars, there will be no need,
For hurting one another. Hurting one another....
Don't hurt one another, let's make peace....

413 The Family

Rita Sheffield

TITLE: Before You Know It
WRITTEN: Benny Hester, Brent Maher
VOCALS: Natasha Pearce, Lisa Vale, Bryan Anthony, Alfred Carr Jr.,
John Crane, Mark David, Shawn Daywalt, Ivan Dudynsky,
Micki Duran, Seymour Willis Green, David Nicoll, Natalie
Nucci, Julene Renee, David Sidoni

Alive in this moment is all that I want to be.
I look in your eyes. You're more than a friend to me.
All I want to say is would it scare you if you knew we only had this day?
Oh, before you know it, this could all be gone.
Before you know it, life moves us on.
Before you know it, it can fade away.
Before you know it, this could disappear.
Before you know it, we're just a memory here.
Before you know it, our chance could slip away.
So kiss me and hold me close. We won't let one more day slip away.
Before you know it, this could all be gone.
Before you know it, life moves us on.
Before you know it, it can fade away.
Before you know it, this could disappear.
Before you know it, we're just a memory here.
Before you know it, it could fade away....
This could all be gone....
Life moves us on....
We're just a memory here....
We're just a memory here....
Before you....